Mary had a little lamb,
And Mary wondered why,
She wondered why we wrote like this,
And then let out a sigh.
"You see," said Mary to the lamb,
"This ain't how our songs go!"
That's right, she wasn't good with words;
But, "The right song will follow."
"If we took lyrics from tumblr,
And put it to our tune,
We'd get something strange much like
The dark side of the moon:
"Mary had a little lamb
Little lamb
Little lamb
Mary had a little lamb it's heart was black as coal
It crept into her room one night
Room one night
Room one night
It crept into her room one night and ate her fucking soul"
Mary and her little soul-eating black-heated lamb just wanted to clarify that it's not okay to remake a song without following the original tune.
Her father shot it dead
Now Mary takes her lamb to school between two slices of bread
She also had a bear
When Mary takes her lamb to school
You can see her bare behind
And Mary wondered why,
She wondered why we wrote like this,
And then let out a sigh.
"You see," said Mary to the lamb,
"This ain't how our songs go!"
That's right, she wasn't good with words;
But, "The right song will follow."
"If we took lyrics from tumblr,
And put it to our tune,
We'd get something strange much like
The dark side of the moon:
"Mary had a little lamb
Little lamb
Little lamb
Mary had a little lamb it's heart was black as coal
It crept into her room one night
Room one night
Room one night
It crept into her room one night and ate her fucking soul"
Mary and her little soul-eating black-heated lamb just wanted to clarify that it's not okay to remake a song without following the original tune.