Pads are like pillows for your blood to fall asleep on.
A tampon is like a cotton beacon that attracts blood so it may never destroy your most precious undies.
Fellow men, listen well. A pad is like a paper towel you wrap around your finger when you cut it. A tampon is like a paper towel you shove up your nose when it is bleeding. This should clear up any confusion the younger males may have about the pad/tampon debate.
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· 9 years ago
I think most people know the difference between pads and tampons, but I have no clue what the wrapping on either one looks like.
As a guy : Why would I fucking care about ever knowing the difference beetween tampons and pads? If I ever need to buy one for my gf I fucking hope its written somewhere on the fucking box.
This is clearly one of those jokes where only one half of the room is laughing. Ladies... yes, we men are ignorant of all of this. And, not sure how to tell you this.... well, we really prefer it this way.
Then it dawned on me.... tampon
Please tell me you know there's a difference between pads and tampons
Tampons go up your cooch
A tampon is like a cotton beacon that attracts blood so it may never destroy your most precious undies.