A singer I actually like

Maybe she is Miss Swift

Wow way to blow my cover

sorry i will show myself the door

No, no, it's okay...

I know, I know. You're not mad, you're just disappointed.

Exactly

I can be a big man. Allow me to apologize, grandmagif. I'm sorry you get so easily offended by comments made by other people.

Clearly she wasn't the first one to get easily offended

Lol exactly

It must be sad to wake up every day and wonder what you are going to get offended at today.

It must be sad to wake up everyday and wonder how you managed to get so low.

I'm not the one getting upset at an honest critique of an individual's grammar, especially when it is not their own. I'm not the one telling another to "fuck off". I've given an honest opinion and for that, I'm harassed by you. Have a nice day.

Call the cops then. I'm sorry you perceived that as "harassment"

What are you, 12? Kindly grow up.

Just because you add kindly doesn't make it any better. Now kindly shut the fuck up.

So you are 12. Don't worry, one day you'll grow out of that phase where you think someone pissed in your cornflakes every morning.

Fuck you, bitch.

I have good news for you. When you get to high school in a few years, you'll learn new words to throw at people other than "fuck". You'll have fun exploring these fun, new words. And may I suggest waffles tomorrow morning instead of cornflakes? You'll start the day out right.

Love you too

Glad to see you took my advice and had some waffles. They really help make the day better.

I gotta say, I'm not usually a fan of guests, but I like the cut of your jib.

Thank you for your kind words, mgoveia.