slow, down.

awh uncle Phil :( he died.

This one time i was at a bus stop and this woman started talking to me about how she used to wear thongs when she was my age, and how she couldnt wear cotton underwear bcuz she was allergic to cotton and i was like whoa lady

This one time at band camp....
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I got heat exhaustion and almost passed out. I decided to quit band that year.