When I have kids someday

I thinm you'll traumatize them even more by keeping a freakin bear trap in the livingroom at christmas eve, better yet leaving chicken skin and blood on the ground around it...

"No emotional trauma". Yeah, right.

You have some issues with Santa?

Or just treat Santa like a story character like my parents did.

Because they wouldn't, otherwise...
Can we finally agree that text posts don't belong on this site as posts? In the comment section, maybe, but there are too many of these worthless COMMENTS masquerading as posts.