When someone compliments me

Josh: I like your hair
Me: *dafuq dis like da first complement in months*
Me: Hi
True story

Me when someone wanted to talk to me about dating

I always say 'thanks b' even if their name doesnt start with b or anything, it just gives it a more personal touch without it being over the top or awkward

Person: You look nice.
You: Thank you! You too.
Problem solved.

Have you never heard the phrase, "Thank you", or "thanks"

Them: you look great today!
Me: Only today? How about yesterday? Or the day before that?
Them: (troll face)
Me: lfmao :D