For 97 dollars a day you would think Disneyworld could afford two ply

I don't alway poop in a public restroom but when I do, I use a half roll of paper to wipe.
Stay ass clean my friends.

That's less than one ply

"I NEED FOUR PLY
FOUR PLY
FOUR PLY
WHEN I CRY! HUH!"

Geez, that's like....quarter-ply!

It looks like the material that comes with new laptops to protect the screen during transit..

Carry flushable wet wipes with you in your bag. #lifehack

Looks more like tracing paper.

You might as well be wiping your ass with your hand

That's the toilet seat cover. Nice try.....

They could be doing it for environmental and plumbing reasons.