Wanted to show you something

How dare you enslave an innocent potato? (Nice post though.)

Your English is fine and your post is good.
Thanks for the potato.

WE NEED SMBADAT

Your pet potato is very handsome, good sir/madam.

Really guys?? No pet rock?? REALLY??

When people stoop to potatoes, I automatically assume they have nothing interesting to offer the community.

I read pet potato as petato and had to reread it a few times