The string theory

Did anyone else have mini boards like this that you could play with these bands on in like 2nd grade

I don't think your know what string theory is...

i hope the title is a joke

*takes an xacto knife down the front of it*

SO THAT IS THE STRONG THEORY

Someone spent too much time on something that usually goes on one of those generic nature images to make a motivational poster.

You don't even need string theory to reach that conclusion, just quantum field theory.

*cuts one string with scissors*