I disagree Dave, Kass's disgust is justified. Cooking a turkey in the microwave is a terrible idea, and blindness is no excuse for proper food preparation. Sure they may accidentally drop a kid in the oven, but a Turkey in the microwave? That's just not funny
If your are going to tell a joke that is wrong it has to be hilarious. That way people laugh and then can't get mad at you.... that joke isn't funny, just wrong.
That's a microwave..