Never look like an alcoholic again

Instead, look like a weirdo carrying around a fake baby!

So either constantly keep your mouth on the straw and look lije a freak, or the bright blue straw is gonna be a pretty big give away.

part of me thinks this is ridiculous and everything thats wrong with the world, part of me is googling it to see how much it is and checking my bank account.

I work in a daycare, where is the buy button?

Oh yeh and its gonna look normal for a guy sucking a plastic baby toy on its back

I thought it was so stupid... but then I realize as the one of my few friends with out a baby, who still gets invited to what ends up being play dates, this could be hilarious.