actually all the time

"Yeah, you remember that time you called your teacher 'mum', I bet he remembers."- says brain while receiving award from said teacher

The words you're looking for are "Existential Crisis".

Fell in a fountain :(

you mean 5 minutes ago? story time! I was at starbucks for 4 hours doing homework/watching funny videos. I struck up the absolute briefest convo with the cute barista there as she walked by and she mentioned it was her birthday tomorrow. after she had left for the day i bought her a card for her coworkers and I to sign, but I got her name wrong so I cant go back

Holy crap that is the face. That is exactly the face