Girls' logic

This has happened to me too many times.

how?????

She's just a jackass. Have a talk and decide if the two of you can come to an agreement about emotional honesty.

Seems like that is an easy argument to win.

It's time to dump that bitch

Happens all to often

use this breakup line: "ding ding ding!! what was that?? the elevator! bitch you aint on my level"