The scariest relateable thing

I don't know about y'all, but I transitioned to wet wipes cause they wipe better and quicker than just tp in the back

Noooo!

I use toilet paper first, then wet wipes, then toilet paper again.

The fear of this is why I keep a spare 12 pack always within reach.

If you sit without checking.. it's your own damn fault.

Well for girls (or a guy with a wife/girlfriend) you can use a pad liner if you have some in your bathroom cabinet or in your purse. I've had to do that a few times before.

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