Don't start.

Ok seriously that website is just wat.

That's why bagpipes sound like that...

It not like I didn't know this, why else would I play guitar

As a drummer, I already knew this.

Or are they tears of joy because they are so happy you enjoy playing with them?

I give my saxophone a blow job

I prefer to think they're moaning from pleasure

My violin loves me... Right?

My piano takes this as pleasure tho

WAT I ABOUT EUPHONIUM I CONFUSE.

I know how to play six instruments and I love more playing music more than almost anything else. THIS WAS THE MOST UNSETTLING THING I HAVE EVER HAD THE DISPLEASURE TO READ.

Literally, music to our ears