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I'd get a tarantula but my mom would have a fit.

A fit or a heart attack?????

i have been keeping it small lately to keep my boyfriend willing to come in the door, i have a green bottle blue and a (regular) pinktoe

Oh my gosh how is the green bottle blue? I'd love to get one some day.

she was terrifying as a sling, would get all the crickets and walk around with them hanging off her fangs and just act scary as fuck in general but now as an adult shes mellowed out and i can put my hand in her cage. very lovely, best impulse buy ever, i got her as a deal with two antilles pinktoe slings, both the pinktoes died when they were still smaller than my pinkie fingernail so i guess im extra glad i got her.

Oh wow ok. Sorry to hear about the other two :/

it happens. pinktoes of all varieties are my faaaavvv but i seem to have a hard time raising them from babies.

I'm just a lover of all things blue so I dream of someday owning a green bottle blue and a cobalt blue.

i have had the cobalt blues, its just pretty much like owning a hole in dirt. a really really fucking mean hole in the dirt.