Captain, what should we do?

It's been a few years since I played this but I still chuckled

Who are you trying to kid. Sweet roles are always on the list!

*later at the register*
I'm sorry. I'll make sure your change is returned to you.

I hated the captain I purposely go with Ralof so I can kill her

NO
F*CKING
LOLLYGAGGING
*beating the shit out of store clerk*

Good job

OMG SKYRIM

This is an excellently crafted joke. Congratulations and many thanks to whoever created this!

Don't forget what else was in the cart.
Ulfric.