What a brilliant idea!

Only if you actually try guarding cars

Is that what car guards are for? I thought they were there as guides to help you park

Yeah that too I guess

They also appear to collect loose change

Never

Nah I seen thern appear by the window always

Apparently you have to give them the change

Ohh, I thought I had to change, nevermind, explains all the glares

Dude...Obviously
*makes mental note to stop doing that*

Noice