What children think sex is

I thought of south park for the last one.

I'm... not... supposed to be peeing in girls' butts?

I actually figured it out when is as two. I just happened to be in target. I screamed it....

lol i thought that men's saliva had sperm in it and it traveled down a little side tube in your throat and got you pregnant if you did it for too long

When I was little, One ad lead to another that lead to another, and I found that I was in a place with girls riding cocks, I didnt know that though, and though that all girls had testicles up their front butts that they pooped out when you got turned on.