Grandkids? Hell, my kid won't believe this.

Yes thank you. I'm glad I was alive before these it gave me a chance to learn all the new tech when it came out but still let me appreciate it by living without it

Yeah, well I ate a lego piece.

Just shut up already

Sadly, not all of these apply to me.

"this things".
Yes, I am glad I am older than the trend of spelling mistakes becoming the norm.

"Kids, be glad that you will never know the true horror of... Windows vista." -me, some time in the distant future.