Look at all the stuff I can make with balloons

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I MEANT HOW DID YOU KNOW?

The pencil or the pool noodle?

Or a pencil that is made out of a pool noodle?

That would actually feel quite nice to grip

We should patent this

Yes, we should. As an aspiring industrial designer, this makes me really happy

why can't we just make a dick

That's a really awesome career choice lane, good luck :)