Pretty much everytime

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jimcrichton · 9 years ago · FIRST

Sounds more like the influence of some sort of hallucinogen

deviledapple · 9 years ago

yeah thats some kinda drugs alcohol you be out cold long before you get any of those notions.

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randomfandomgirl · 9 years ago

*quietly rages because Narnia doesn't work that way.*

guest · 9 years ago

*quietly rages because it is physically possible to drown a goldfish and would take like 5 minutes, tops*

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lemoncrush · 9 years ago

me this saturday...

guest · 9 years ago

So what's wrong with their mouths?

guest · 9 years ago

Yo mama joke material if you ask me

guest · 9 years ago

"...but she's not single right?"
"She is now"

guest · 8 years ago

These i wasnt drunk jokes are everywhere :/