buy now, only 36.72 potatoes!

But wait, there's more! With every purchase you wil get another one for frrrrreeeeeeeeeeee.
That's right for the low, low price of 36.72 potato, you get, not one but TWO

Micky! i don't know you work for our company?
temme how much they pay you a month.
they only give me like 935.83 potatoes per month... unbelievable!

That's dreadful!!! Yes I've been working here for 6 months now, I am only an intern though, so I only get 500 potatoes a month.

dude! 500? how do you support your family? which part do you work on?
i work on the marketing but i hear the classify potatoes thing pay lot more.

Dang, I just got fired from my last part time job, I got 450 potato a month, but I'm currently looking for a new part time...

i'm very sorry for that...
but if you are interested, we are hiring on the on-call
we can pay you up to 750 potatoes depends on working hours.

*walks in*
I get paid 500 potatoes a hour at MY job.