The hell Lego?

*builds armor out of legos*
*survives the skeleton war*

*builds more lego armor*
*survives Archimedes II blast*

*builds a Lego bunker*
*Survives Tsar Bomba blast*

*builds a Lego planet*
*Superman dies breaking it*

*Builds Lego gun* *shoots Legos at the ground, thus leaving a trail of Legos wherever I step until eventually the whole wasteland is covered in Legos and everyone is forced in vaults and people die*

Lego.....Lego never changes....

*Builds Lego city*
*Survives all natural disasters and floats on water*