I do this all the time, do you?

*driving down the road* OH MY GOD THAT DOG *swerves* oh wait I need to focus on my driving

Yep

Always.

when I see a dog: Oh hewwo sweet widdle baby how are you??
when I see a person: *random screeching and hissing*

*sees dog*
Who's the custet little thing! I wuve uuuuu give me kissus
*sees person who owns dog*
*random sounds of anguish*

I went out with some friends last night to play badminton and we met a couple with their dog named "shuddle" (shih tzu + poodle)

Me too. When's our wedding?