Upvote to become a dragon

WOW
JUST WOW

I WANNA BE A DRAGON SO I CAN FLY AND BURN DOWN VILLAGES QUICKER

WHY DOES NOBODY WANNA BE A DRAGON FOR A SIMPLE PURPOSE SUCH AS MINE

AND BURN DOWN YOUR ENEMIES

LIVE IT UP A LITTLE RWBY

I DON'T WANNA LIVE IT UP

YOU ARE BEING BORING EMBRACE THE MOMENT

NO I'VE LEARNED MY LESSON ABOUT THAT

AND WHAT WAS THAT?

NEVERMIND >.>

NO NOW I WANNA KNOW

NO IT'S PAINFUL,

WELL OKAY THEN BUT NOW IM CURIOUS

TELL US AND WE SHALL COOK YOUR FOOD QUICKLY FOR YOU!

I CAN COOK MY OWN FOOD THANKS

AND BURN DOWN YOUR ENEMIES

I CAN DO ALL THAT MYSELF

YOU COULD USE HELP

THANKS BUT NO THANKS

PWEASE

NEVAR

GODDAMMIT PHONE PLEASE

PRETTY PLEASE

PHONE PLEASE?

NOW IM CONFUSED

ME TOO

EVERYONES CONFUSED NOW

*cough* i wanna be a dragon so i can fly

GODDAMIT

FUCK

I FEEL BAD FOR ANYONE WHO DECIDES TO READ ALL THESE COMMENTS

DONT FEEL BAD SHOW NO MERCY

BUT I'M A MERCIFUL GODDESS

THEY WILL BE CONFUSED AS WELL

NO MERCY

MERCY

YOU'RE RIGHT, WE ARE DRAGONS NOW. NO MERCY!

NO MERCY NO MERCY NO MERCY

WELL I'M A MERCIFUL DRAGON GODDESS
SCREW Y'ALL

FIGHT ME *breathes fire*

MERCY DON'T FIGHT

THEN I WIN

NOT REALLY

YOU REFUSED TO FIGHT YOU FORFEIT I WIN

BY DEFAULT DON'T COUNT

WHO SAYS

I SAYS

IM OLDER MY WORD GOES

SINCE WHEN?

SINCE 17.5 YEARS AGO WHEN I WAS BORN

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

*big smile* YAY I WIN

*slaps you with my dragon tail* -3-

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU BEING MERCIFUL? I GUESS IVE CORRUPTED YOU PROVING MY WIN

OH YOU SHUT UP

MAKE ME

BITCH I WILL

GO A FUCKIN HEAD

LET'S TAKE THIS SHIT TO THE CHAT AND I WILL

GO AHEAD BRO

I'LL START THE CHAT RIGHT NOW BRO

OKAY BRO

JUST DID BRO

hey so unless you deleted the chat, the chat got deleted

No it didn't?
http://funsubstance.com/chat/view/id/33588/

Hmm it was not showing up in the chat section for me

Weird?

Very weird

Wanna get back to the duel?

If you want to. I might have to leave in a bit bc my family doesn't understand my pain but y'know whatever

Your family is full of assholes

I'm well aware of that fact thank you

I'll kick their asses for you if you want
Or I'll try at least

That's okay man. I can do some ass kicking myself but you can join in if you wanna

Can I bring my scythe?

Please do

Yay!

*Let's Kill Tonight by P!ATD starts playing*

*grabs my scythe* Woohoo!

WOO

WOOO YEA

wait. Am I still a dragon? Cuz this could go a lot quicker if I'm still a dragon

Yeah think so

Yay bc my grandpa keeps trying to ask me about college and trying to get me to eat but I can't and I don't wanna talk about college

Wait why can't you eat?

I got my wisdom teeth pulled out yesterday and all I can eat is lukewarm stuffing and mashed potatoes, applesauce and yogurt

Ouch..

Yeah...

Hope you feel better soon!

Thanks! It might be a couple more days before I'm completely back to normal though

Well dang! I mean I've never had my wisdom teeth removed so idk,but I thought it was supposed to be completely over in like..24 hours?

Nope. My doctor said 3-5 days

Wow.. I mean my sister recovered within like a day,so maybe she was just lucky?? Idk..

Well I still have stitches in and my mouth is still swollen and slightly bruised and sore soo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Ouch!

Yeah

Like I said before,hope ya feel better!

Thanks! I must go bc people are demanding i "eat" with them

No problem,good luck dealing with those idiots-I mean people!

Lol thanks!

Lol no problem..again :p