So this is a new thing...?

No, not really... But this is the first time I've seen it happen with a guy instead of a girl.

What?

And today on things that never happened...

This is true, I wanted help from this guy for English and he's like no I have a girlfriend she won't like it if I'm with other girls I'm like ok then

"Congratulations. Now what's the answer to question four?"

People is so egocentric that they started thinking everyone who talks to them want to be their fuck buddies.