Never insult a pug

Then what do u mean???

Just be cute like a pug
And make weird snoring sounds when you're asleep

Oh. So shove our noses into our faces? I don't think that's very cute... *sarcasm*

It's cute for babies at least

Well ur already cute AF so idk what ur worried about.

Well you're cute too!!

No I'm sexy, bitches

Wait I'm Satan so do I really care about whether or not I go to jail? I'll just reincarnate. I've done it a lot. Gays, Muslim, protestant, catholic... I have to say my weirdest gig was a talking snake.

That's one way to do it

OH SHIT WAIT I NEED TO BE INSIDE OF A LITTLE GIRL RN BRB IF U WANT TO GET INTO HELL JUST KNOCK ONE OF THE DEMONS WILL LET YOU IN, SORRY BYE NEED TO POSSESS

UHMMM OKAY

Okay that's over with, when's my next appointment? MISTRESS? WHERE ARE YOU?

DAMMIT MISTRESS

Ah wait she's on vacation so I got one of my hell hounds to fetch me my schedule... I'll be free until next Wednesday when I need to prevent someone from watching boku no pico.
What?
I have a heart! Just not a soul!

Is that the kiddie porn hentai?

Yes. *shudders* Jesus showed it to me and sense then i swore i would prevent as many people as possible from watching it

Oh damn

Yeah Jesus is SUCH an ass when he's away from the crowd

I can tell

The prick even missed my B-day, 6/6/6. The cunt. Only happens ever 100 human years.

What a dick!

Ikr? All I wanted was to be a more merciful god BUT NOOOOOOOO I WASNT IN LINE FOR THE DAMN SPOT
-.-

Sorry bout that

I love how we can go on and on like this and none of us ever acknowledge how weird it is.
Also if you want to become a demon, which is such a chill job btw, Brendon woke up from the coma I put him and and he's the one you need to talk to

haha ikr?
Ooh I get to talk to Brendon?

Yeah but if u dont know all the words to emperors new clothes then u kinda get... Just make sure you know the words

Okay got it

See ya in...wait how old are you again?

15,why?

Oh just so I can tell u how long u have. Like 60 years if one of the fucktard demons dont do somethin to ya. Damn fucktard demons... So like 60 years u get to meet Brendon. Dont worry he'll be sexy as ever

Okay but actually I have homework so bye good night

Ah okay
Night!

Even Satan need sleep, kids!

WAIT RWBY I START TAKING ANTI DEPRESSANTS TODAY WOOOHOOO

OMG THAT'S GOOD!

http://m.funsubstance.com/fun/292761/i-dont-know-how-to-feel-about-this/

that post makes it look like the anti-depressants are giving you mood swings XD

No its just that I dont know whether to be happy that I got the meds or sad that I needed them in the first place...

Well don't be sad. Depression is normal for humans,and anti-depressants are the best way to deal with it. Don't worry be happy.

:P why every time I have these super long back and forths its always with you XD also okay... I think by depression you mean sadness (yes there is a VERY fine line) so I just want to make sure that u like know the difference. Or do u already know

XD Dunno.. and I DO mean depression.. and as someone who actually suffers from it myself,I do indeed,know the difference.

Aw rwby not u too ;-; and okay when u said it was normal for humans I was a bit confused.

It's infrequent,so.. and I don't blame you for being confused. I just say that it's normal because everybody I know has dealt with it at one point or another.

Hey do u think
http://m.funsubstance.com/fun/292767/sorry-for-the-long-post-and-i-hope-this-is-helpful/
Is accurate

*Opens door* Hey! Sorry I'm late for the demonic meeting had some loose ends to tie up so what did I miss?

Yeah pretty accurate

The mistress is on vacation and Brendon is fucking girls who fuck girls and boys. The normal I guess. Phanofbands is back on FS so REJOICE :D

Ah! Well guess what I saw some luatic doing

Wot

Who was the lunatic?

Some guy was running down the street with a tin foil hat yelling that a flock pidgins were the anti Christs and we all know who they are

Jesus

Wow. I've never been a pidgin before. The only animal besides humans has been a snake. Wait the anti Christ? You mean my daughter?

Hehe I know! Which reminds me have we got our prank set up for him?

No unfortunately btw how is she?

GUYS I HIT MY COMMENT LIMIT AGAIN

No Tsirhc, my daughter, will handle it.

Shit! Hate when that happens is it rwby or gamer?

Nevermind

Aw! I wanted to give him the exploding pumpkin!

(One and only rwby) I hate the comment limit D:

Me too

Anyone wanna start a chat for this?

Sure!

Yay!
You do it I'm too lazy xd

NOOOO WE LOST RWBY. DEMON DOWN. DEMON DOWN!!! And Tsirhc is fine. She and Brendon are still being weird...

Fine I'll call it demonic meeting

So... you were talking about pugs and you end up talking 'bout demons...
And answering your comment, Rwby is dead because she actually is Ruby from SPN, so... make your own conclusions.

Yes and oh