Songs become much less romantic when you realize they're about robots who love toasters

Or love

https://youtu.be/FuWSKEtqY_E
Songs like this

....oh. Alrighty then xD

I think it's the last one because it's the only one telling you to not do something

Yeah, and besides, you can't wear hats at school. 0/10 lousy advice

Keep your hands covered and close to your body. Absurd, I know.