Some crazy racing is about to happen

*throws three blue shells at Kass*
I'm sorry babe

goddammit guys. i was in first

*swerves into RD*
*passes her*
Too bad

THIS IS WAR SERO

DEAL WITH IT SCRUB
*grabs triple mushrooms*
I'M ON A FUCKING ROLL

* gets a boost off of Sero* Hell yeah first place baby!

*throws bullet orb thing* *flies past all of you* HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW

*gets plant*
*eats Kass*
*eats effect*
EAT THAT

*throws a red shell* hA!

*throws a blue shell*
Sorry

fUCK

*gets a bullet*
SHOOP DA WHOOP

*throws blue shell at sero while he's over water so he falls in and ends up in last*

#savage

*sits back and plays original mario kart on the snes*

*comes back*
*throws nineteen blue shells at rd*
*wins*
SHY GUY FTW