This onion looks like an angry bird

That onion looks like something thou shalt not eat

Or does the onion look like an angry bird? OH WAIT SHIEET DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS! IF SHREK CREATED ONIONS AND ONIONS ARE ANGRY BIRDS, THEN SHREK CREATED ANGRY BIRDS WHICH MEANS SHREK IS THE CREATER OF ALL

throw it..... we know you want to

Resists urge to throw at nearby stacked cans