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"I'm not happy"
"it's alright. Enjoy this hadouken."
"wait wh-"
*hadouken sound*

"Hi. My name is Gary. I was a lot like you. Unhappy at work. Not doing so well in school. Everything changed when I got my hadouken. I was doing better in my studies, I got promoted. I even did better with the ladies. Thank you hadouken!"
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I prefer the more advanced Kamehameha.