The more you know!

Hey, when Life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like "what?"

*hits blunt*
If money is made of paper, why do we say that it doesn't grow on trees?

*hits bong* dude it's fibers and not regular paper.

Because paper is made of trees not grown on trees. Only leaves grow on trees. That's why money is green. To make us *think* it grows on trees when it is the tree.