I've been bitten by a mallard and it felt weird but not painful. Then again, it was an accident when it happened. It was my first attempt to hand feed one and I freaked a bit, but all was good. I've also felt duck tongues and they don't have teeth on them. Geese are the real assholes. Blame the geese.
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· 8 years ago
Ducks have small bristles I think you're think of swans that have teeth on their tongues
I think we've had very different experiences with ducks. Mallards at least either fly because they're scared, ignore you because you have no bread, or swarm if you have bread. It's kinda fun to be overrun by mallards that are desensitized to people
Can you imagine that one day we will get used to this animal being at the bottom of these pictures and then one day have some scary type shit at the bottom
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN BITTEN BY A DUCK? SHIT HURTS.
(Especially me)