My achievements? Hmm, Zero

Well I can take 3 straight gulps of soda without coughing

The only thing that I can do that is some what impressive is dissasemble and clean various types of firearms.

These bloody layabout teens! They probably listen to that gangster rock and rihanna swift! Back in my day we liked our oceans dirty and our cancer life threatening! Bastards.

I can pick up the TV remote with my feet so I'm sure that's gotta count for something...

Make electronic music

When I was in 8th grade, our science project was to cure cancer, my team and I really developed a nanoparticle that could in fact cure certain types, but since we were 13, no one would listen...

The only thing I could do better at their age was disappoint my parents

I got all the Secret Achievements for Tomb Raider....

the guy on the lefts haircut tho

And I am a 16 year old who can't plug the USB in the right way on my first try