This poor dad

Being a good father is worth missing a movie for.

Give that Dad a beer

But a great dad wouldn't let his child put his hands a a public bathroom toilet seat.

I am wearing that shirt.

I know what part of the movie that must've been because I thought to myself "people are gonna get motion sickness" but I don't remember the scene

That really, really sucks, I am sorry about that. I missed the first few minutes waiting in line to get treats for the family. I was a lucky duck. Maybe the other spouse can give you a break and let you go see it by yourself, or get a babysitter :)

Lol I would smack the shit out of him. Disown him as a son and tell him he's a disappointment