True friendship

That's the kind of friend I aspire to be

My brother always said he wants to be that kind of friend and that kind of guy. So when I happened to get a free body bag, I made him a dead hooker kit for his birthday. Put in wall insulation plastic, heavy duty chemical use gloves, disposable razor blade set, cleaning ammonia, duct tape, and put it all in a good plastic bin labeled "Dead Hooker Kit." He keeps it on his book shelf.