The truth about a career in chemistry

Option#4 become a teacher

I'm going to study physics and it may be unrelated but I'm still hella scared
Are there job options?

Option 5: cook some ... uhm... special blue candy

This is very unsettling. I wanted to major in chemistry, but i guess not anymore.

I'm a Ph.D. chemist and I have a job in my field.

Um, research and development exists? All kinds of companies and universities do research in a variety of fields, chemistry included.