"Everyone dies at some point in their life."

I guess this means I am too

YES ANYONE WITH BROWN ON SOME PART OF THEIR NATURAL BODY IS RAINBOW. UNITE, MY RAINBOW PEOPLE, FOR I AM YOUR QUEEEEN

Why do you get to be the queen? I demand democracy

QUEEN, WHAT SHALL WE DO

I AM QUEEN BECAUSE I CAME UP WITH OUR RAINBOW COURT. I COMMAND YOU TOOOOOOO FIND A UNICORN AND RIDE IT INTO THE SUNSET. AND NO OVERTHROWING ME. NOT ALLOWED. NO REBELLION.

WELL I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS *overthrows you with a rebellion*

NOPE
NOT ALLOWED
YOU CAN'T DO THAT
NOOOOOOPE
TIS AGAINST THE RULES
*overthrows ruinedeffect* MY THRONE, MY RULES.

I WAS NEVER IN CHARGE SO YOU CANT OVERTHROW ME

BUT
DEMOCRACY SOUNDS BETTER
RTE YOU NEED HELP?

NOOOOO I WILL MAKE YOU ALL HIGH MEMBERS OF THE COURT IF YOU DON'T OVERTHROW ME

THANK YOU RWBY HELP ME OVERTHROW THIS MONARCHY

KAY BUT HOW?

THROW TEA INTO THE HARBOR THATS WHAT HAPPENED IN MY HISTORY TEXTBOOK

GOOD ENOUGH
*STEALS THE TEA AND THROWS IT IN THE HARBOR*

OKAY PHASE 2: FORM A MILITIA

KAY
BUT WHEN

Well I checked it with my mom and she said that I can't form a militia until I finish my chores

Goddamit

HAH I'M AMERICAN, THROWING TEA INTO THE HARBOR ISN'T GONNA AFFECT ME. YOUR MILITIA WON'T GET YOU ENOUGH POWER TO OVERTHROW ME. I AM THE QUEEN OF THE UNIVERSE AND ALL THINGS RAINBOW

BUT YOUR USERNAME SAYS YOU'RE IRISH
WHICH IS IT GIRL

*pulls out machine gun while you two are distracted* *shoots irishriver* RWBY WEVE WON

HOORAY

TIME TO CELEBRATE

HOW

THROW MORE TEA INTO THE HARBOR AND THEN SPLIT OUR NEWLY FORMED COUNTRY INTO POLITICAL PARTIES THAT WILL EVENTUALLY TEAR OUR COUNTRY APART

THAT SOUNDS DANGEROUS

BUT FUN

MAYBE

CMON JOIN ME ITS FUN *almost dies in civil war* SEE? THIS IS GREAT

MY MOM SAID I CAN'T

*hands over machine gun* do what you must

AW HELL NO

Fine then I'll do it for you

NONONONO

*stops* well then what do you want me to do

IDK!

MAKE UP YOUR MIND WOMAN THIS IS WAR

ARE YOU GUYS TRYING TO MURDER ME? CAUSE IF YOU ARE, COULD YOU DO IT A LITTLE QUIETER?

THIS IS A SILLY WAR
AND SCREW YOU IRISHRIVER WE LIKE YELLING

WE ALREADY KILLED YOU IRISHRIVER

MY QUEEEEEENN

Shhhhhh or we will be forced to kill you too

ARGH

I AM THE QUEEN OF RAINBOWS, I CAN'T DIE. REBECCA, YOU'RE MY NEW FAVOURITE. HERE, HAVE A COUNTRY ALL TO YOURSELF TO RULE

WOAH BEST QUEEN EVER