Best things to say during sex. Trust me, I'm an expert.

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huinsaeyeou · 9 years ago · FIRST

I can also confirm that this is 100% accurate

idontevenknow · 9 years ago

I can second this. Also, I have found that repeating "okey-dokey" many times works just as well.

deleted · 9 years ago

Or yelling "YEP, YEP, YEP", trust me it works!

harmonywho · 9 years ago

Not to mention "NOOT NOOT"

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nidget · 9 years ago

Also, "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?"

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randomfandomgirl · 9 years ago

Another one is shouting "Scared, Potter?" Just before you climax

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akkward_panda · 9 years ago

Also" well that was unexpected"

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deleted · 9 years ago

I've found that "pull the lever, kronk!" works great.

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phanofbands · 9 years ago

Sing pop goes the weasel and finish on "POP!". Guaranteed to drive your s.o. crazy

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leviosanotleviosa · 9 years ago

Why is this hidden

phanofbands · 9 years ago

I see posts where I think the same thing all the time xD

black_dahlia · 9 years ago

I don't know, I just thought? Never mind

phanofbands · 9 years ago

Better to be safe than sorry though, so good on ya anyways :P

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hitlerspinenipples · 9 years ago

expecto petrotum is also very effective in reaching climax

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youwillhateme · 9 years ago

Don't forget to scream "yep" multiple times.

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edgar · 8 years ago

Also "damnit Bobby"

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fruit_salad · 8 years ago

Dude ur a virgen

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Best things to say during sex. Trust me, I'm an expert.

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