One does not simply prepare for math

Hmm, that's quite reasonable

You're forgetting that with the current influx of souls, inflation rate has gone up... it's about 1.7 cupcakes unless you can find a blackmarket tradesman.

I am a black market tradesman (don't tell the police, please)

We'll be conducting a lot of soul business then :3

ARE YOU A WIZARD

One does not need to be a wizard to do maths my child, however I am actually a wizard thank you for noticing my beard.

It's very nice, what shampoo do you use on it?

I simply spray it every so often with the mist of a thousand rubies. It has a very nice scent