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guestwho
· 8 years ago
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Ha! Reminds me of an episode of Speeders (I think anyway). The cop handed the girl a citation and she said "I thought you didn't give pretty girls tickets." Cop said "I don't."
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thefandomisrising
· 8 years ago
"Congratulations, you were doing 75 in a 40..."
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calmthelovelytits
· 8 years ago
"STOP FLIRTING WITH ME!"
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thefandomisrising
· 8 years ago
"Ma'am, I'm gonna need you to step out of the car."
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calmthelovelytits
· 8 years ago
"I DON'T WANT TO DATE YOU!"
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thefandomisrising
· 8 years ago
"I'm going to need to see your license and registration please."
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calmthelovelytits
· 8 years ago
"Why, so you can get my number? I said I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!"
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thefandomisrising
· 8 years ago
"As I've said, congratulations, I still need your license and registration."
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calmthelovelytits
· 8 years ago
"WHY?!"
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thefandomisrising
· 8 years ago
"So I know how many laws you're breaking right now."
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calmthelovelytits
· 8 years ago
"Look, I know you're just trying to get with me and it's not gonna happen, okay?"
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thefandomisrising
· 8 years ago
"Would you like me to arrest you for refusing to cooperate?"
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calmthelovelytits
· 8 years ago
"Would you like me to report you for harassment?"
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thefandomisrising
· 8 years ago
"Ma'am, would you like me to add false reports to the list?"
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calmthelovelytits
· 8 years ago
"What list? DO YOU HAVE A LIST OF OTHER GIRLS YOU'RE TRYING TO PICK UP?! YOU PIG!"
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guest
· 8 years ago
That last one!
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calmthelovelytits
· 8 years ago
"Don't you start with me, too! I. HAVE. A. BOYFRIEND!"
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andrewatl
· 8 years ago
Wait, which side of the car is she sitting on?
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