If Anakin was bread

He roll that dough

He burn that skin

Y tho

Bcuz he didn't know the way

He double gae

Hey fam

Do you know the way?

Yes

Cuz I've been tryna get to the afterlife for a good few years but no luck

You have unfinished business to attend to

Is there no way we can...speed this up ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Nah fam

I'll do *anything* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

NAH FAM

I AM A KING! I HAVE WEALTH, POWER AND INFLUENCE. MORE WOMEN THAN YOU CAN DREAM OF WHY WON'T YOU LET ME DIE!

NAH

...dammit