Deadpool this valentine's

I was like "babe, for valentine's don't make any plans."
He goes, "wanna do something romantic?"
And I'm like "hell no. We are going to see Deadpool. This decision is non-negotiable. I'll buy the tickets and you buy the snacks."
He sighs and agrees. Fuck yeah.

Oh, you poor innocent soul, Swearing isn't what your parents are worried about....