I think he's onto something

Or home alone 2. Donald trump is in it

*watches every episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians*
*after puking for several days and trying to regain IQ, Kardashians finally die*

My friend googled both their names the day before they died. She has a list now of people to google, including the Kardashians and Trump.

This poor man
We must use his power to the utmost of its potential.
I vote to have him watch Jersey Shore

If it makes you feel better, I told David Bowie to shut up on a commercial the day before he died and cussed at snape while watching the death scene of Harry Potter the day before he died. I felt awful.

wait how old is donald trump

Start watching Donald trumps speeches