Sorry saw a post that reminded me of this (and tell me if this is a repost)

It is I think but it's been forever since the original was posted, so you're good

Plus Alan Rickman so it's forgivable given recent events

Studio C actually did a sketch like that a couple years ago, so...wish granted?

I'm dying at route 394

also:
Turn right after passing lane 23 or people will think you are... UP to something

But what if you used his Marvin from Hitchhikers Guide? "Turn left in 300 meters, not that it's going to do any good."

Well good luck doing that now ;P