lOL IM SINGLEAF UGLYAF WHAT IS HTIS SLUMP WTF NO IM FCKING PERFECT SCREW U I H8 MYSELF

listen here, Hitler's nipples / pineapples:
you are okay
you'll get through this slump

Can a certified American confirm this?

Then turns around and sues the alarm clock company for not waking them up and milking the government for as much free money they can from tax paying citizens because they don't want to work. That's true American way.