I wish I had a title but NO

This is actually a serious thing like boy pockets go down to their fucking knees while girl pockets go barely past the vagina like i would like some pocket space too please where do you expect me to put my breadsticks when i don't have a purse

LIKE 95% OF THE TIME MY PHONE FALLS OUT OF MY POCKET BC THERES NOT ENOUGH ROOM AND PEOPLE EXPECT ME TO FIT A FUCKING WALLET AND CAR KEYS IN THE OTHER POCKET

This is the exact reason I wear hoodies everywhere

Exactly and then my mom goes "we are going to church (me: kms) you can't wear a hoodie" like wtf mother

Where does she expect you to put your things? Does she mean for you to leave them home??

I don't fucking know. But she expects me to drive to church so I need to bring my keys and my wallet and I bring my phone for when my parents aren't looking and I get bored

See that's too much for itty bitty girl pants pockets

Thank you. And there's a fucking snowball's chance in hell I'd ever own a purse to carry all of that

Cue."It's not a purse, It's a messenger bag."