Companies, why you do dis tho

"what the fuck is that smell"
'it's the smell of gun'
sorry guys that's my cologne
"what the fuck Jim"

"gUYS I THINK THERE'S A BEAR AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE!"
"No no false alarm. It's just my deodorant. It smells like manly bear"

Because it's badass as shit

I think there's actually one called "Bearglove"

I remember once I was shopping for some and one of them was called "Africa".. So, wait, you just smell.. Of Africa then?

It's because we men are kids. If one day I see a Batman deodorent named Justice, I'll buy all of them just for this : "what's that smell ?" - "The smell of justice !"

Antifreeze actually smells kinda good to me... as does gasoline and exhaust. Of course, they're probably killing me slowly whenever I smell them, BUT THEY SMELL SO GOOD