Turn your hobby into your job

there was always that one kid that everyone knew was slow so we always gave them a head start before we rang the bell

I always thought the packages had rung the doorbell. Thanks for ruining it.

I literally watched a UPS driver go up to the door put down the package and get in the truck and leave. No attempt at door knocking or ringing, I did the most Canadian thing I could think of and stare at him to let him know that I seen it!. then he waved at me in a friendly way. I was defeated.